Amusing Spam

Every once in a while I get some genuinely funny spams. This is a selection of the most amusing.

• Yahoo! Groups: You're invited! Join GUARANTEED_NO_PRIOR_EXPERIENCE_NEEDED today.
  I would, but I have no experience joining groups.
• FW: Be a ceos-with our degree
  Six munce ago I kuldn't even spel CEO, now I are one.
• Paris Hilton Discovers Cure for Cancer at Home, in Her Spare Time
  This was an easy follow up to solving the global warming crisis.